… it’s about irony.
Although, at the risk of losing every friend in my neighborhood, I am for it. Solidly. Just sayin.
Remember when I did this?
See the empty, pink, cow skin holster?
It was supposed to be holding this:
But it was confiscated when I checked in at the front office. Of course I checked in at the front office! It’s a rule! Any time you go into a school, you check in at the front office. And they took my gun. I thought it was silly, and I think Calamity Jane without a gun is silly, but whatever. I didn’t want to get a “safe school violation.” I’m sure the school has a zero tolerance policy on guns.
Unless they are real, live riffles?
By the way, see that child huddling on the ground? He’s mine. He thought his teacher was going to kill him. He should maybe think about listening in class.